Friday, June 6, 2008

Hey wifey, look at me-one hand!


Yes, only in America could a man solar energy mow his lawn!!!!!!!!!!
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A Task Slowly Done is Surely Done


"After all I can't cut the whole ten acres instantly."
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Well, at least it's light weight...


Yo de doh dee doh doh...
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This High Tech Has Sure Made Me Fat!


Can't I hire someone to do this?
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OK I'll Plug in the Solar Electric Mower


A woman may work from sun 'till sun, but a househusband's work is never done!
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"You lazy bum-on that computer again, huh master?"


"We're waiting, waiting..."
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The Protestant Work Ethic Commands Me


Plenty of Volts, no load drawl...
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Where do I and my electric car want to go today?


Maybe I'll go eat at the golf course, buy a loaf of bread at the corner store, site see at the nearby off road trails and roads, or do some yard work.
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Where's Master?


"He always comes back here to plug in the electric car!"
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Do Batteries Store Electricity?


Duhh...who knows?
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The Bank Made Me Do It


There it is-The Dredded Tie that Binds Us-It can't be stored it can't be stored!
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The Diamond Valley Golf Course View


Ahh...It's a life of luxury.
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Electric Vehicle Golf Anyone?


I dreamed I was hob-nobbing with big monstros hoity toits.
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When the Telephone Poles Vanish

I dreamed that all the telephone poles got neatly uprooted in a nation-wide public works project. They are an eyesore.

In a poem I wrote in '75, I said

"(...)
the electric poles there
all connected
all sure:
one switch could blow us all up."

Solar photovoltaic electricity, directly had from sunlight (and incandescent lightbulbs), is like photosynthesis, which grows all of earth's trees and plants; why not let the sun grow all of the earth's fuel?

The United States government in 2004 classified photovoltaic energy producing as an agricultural process, under therefore the jurisdiction of the Department of Agriculture.

All other fuel sources are inferior to electricity. Only wind is competitive with solar photovoltaics, but it is unrelieable and more expensive , since it relies on intermittant air flows and machinery that contains many ridicoulously numerous moving parts.

As a means of powering manufacturing plants to produce solar panels ("modules" they seem to insist upon calling them in the trade), wind turbines would be great, as solar panels will be great to produce hydrogen, and to charge advanced batteies to propell transportation means.

In the 1950s electric train sets, and in the 1980s electric car racetrack sets for the children, were all the rage. Little electric cars for "tiny tots" to ride also.

The 1990s brought us wireless racing electric vehicles, many as large as a foot long and fast as lightning.

How in the world were these amazing machines able to work? Alas, the scientists and enginners have forgotten how to make them!

Will YOU save the planet from the dark and dingy confines of your garage workshop? Umm...yep! With a little help from our friends, no doubt.

Y'al be good now!

___________
Sincerely.
The International Solar Energy Conspiracy

Charles Bukowski, My Poetic Tutor's Mentor and Friend

Charles Bukowski, My Poetic Tutor's Mentor and Friend
Buk's hillarious working man's Christmas is in his novel, Post Office